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I'll give you another shot, Mr. Sta.sh writer.
That's right. But if you space out my lines and screw up my subscript, it is so
OVER.
Because, Mr. Sta.sh Writer, I'm an HTML Queen.
And the truth is, while you're shiny, and frankly- confusing. I don't need you.
I'll write line-by-line, because that's how my style's grown, a strange sort of prosetry is now the way I think. It's very enjoyable, and I think it still needs refinement, but it works.
So I'm going to press the green continue square.
I still have a number of complaints about you
Let's see if this works.
Sincerely,
Alexi
Dear Mr. Sta.sh Writer,
This isn't going to work.
It's not me- it's you.
It's your constant need to space individual lines two miles away, your refusal to allow my subscripts to actually be smaller than regular font (h6 doesn't look half as good), the fact that if I want to use an effect with your buttons, I have to go back and do it.
With HTML, and even with word documents, I add effects as I type.
Your offer of Lit skins does nothing for me either, and frankly I'm not a huge fan of your new formatting.
I have to admit, you're alright for prose.
But that does not absolve you of anything else. You're frustrating, and if I wanted to preview, or go back and change a typo in my Lit deviation, this whole description would dissapear.
The truth is, Sta.sh Writer- when we first met a few months back, I wasn't entirely keen on you either, and I thought during our time apart, you would've grown, as a word processor.
But coming back with gawdy skins and a number of features that make it very difficult for me to feature is not what I expected.
I thought you were better than that.
Unfortunately, I think you are currently the only way to sumbit news now, so I suppose I'm stuck with you.
~Alexi
This isn't going to work.
It's not me- it's you.
It's your constant need to space individual lines two miles away, your refusal to allow my subscripts to actually be smaller than regular font (h6 doesn't look half as good), the fact that if I want to use an effect with your buttons, I have to go back and do it.
With HTML, and even with word documents, I add effects as I type.
Your offer of Lit skins does nothing for me either, and frankly I'm not a huge fan of your new formatting.
I have to admit, you're alright for prose.
But that does not absolve you of anything else. You're frustrating, and if I wanted to preview, or go back and change a typo in my Lit deviation, this whole description would dissapear.
The truth is, Sta.sh Writer- when we first met a few months back, I wasn't entirely keen on you either, and I thought during our time apart, you would've grown, as a word processor.
But coming back with gawdy skins and a number of features that make it very difficult for me to feature is not what I expected.
I thought you were better than that.
Unfortunately, I think you are currently the only way to sumbit news now, so I suppose I'm stuck with you.
~Alexi
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This piece had a really good sense of rhythm! And I loved the humour, lol.